Hypercentre - 2mn Monaco - Appart. Rénové

Positive: Emplacement idéal

Positive: Appartement très bien situé et proche des commodités et de Monaco

Bright and airy great location and clean apartment Positive: The property was easy to find and in a good location Shops and restaurants nearby and le corner hosts were friendly and the music added to the atmosphere The apartment was clean and had everything I needed for my stay Negative: No issues

Positive: Great location, and great room!

An overpriced and relentlessly unwelcoming place to avoid at all costs. Positive: Just three things, I suppose: the location, a working air conditioner in the living room (there isn't one in the bedroom, obviously), and the sheer generosity of allowing us to check in at 2 PM instead of 4 PM. Negative: The check-in time is 4pm(!), and my initial request for an earlier check-in was flat-out rejected. They did, however, graciously offer to store our luggage at their office - for a mere €7 per bag! On top of that, you have to trek to a different location just to pick up the keys. It’s not far, but wandering around with suitcases is exactly what you want to do after a trip. There is no lift. Instead, you get to haul heavy suitcases up a narrow spiral staircase to the third floor. Even if you're in great physical shape, it's a miserable workout. Did the hosts offer any help? Of course not. The mattress was terribly uncomfortable and uneven, and the bed itself was barely wide enough for one and a half people, let alone two. The apartment came entirely devoid of cups - we had to march back to the office to ask for a couple. The photos posted here are a masterclass in Photoshop. Instead of the bright, fresh space advertised, you walk into a dreary, gloomy cave. The "view" is practically non-existent: one window stares directly at a wall, while the other features a massive outdoor AC unit inexplicably blocking half your line of sight. The bathroom features a sink roughly the size of a human palm. There are barely any power outlets in the living room. I had to unplug the TV just to charge my laptop. When I asked for a simple extension cord, the hosts swiftly denied the request. Cleaning is apparently not included - they demanded an extra €35 if we actually wanted the place cleaned. The day before leaving, I asked for a measly 30-minute extension on check-out (1130 instead of 1100). Denied, naturally. As a parting gift, the hosts sent an email ordering to take out the trash, wash the dishes, and return the keys, threatening a €30 fine if we failed to "follow instructions." This easily takes the crown for the unfriendliest experience I’ve ever had across all my travelling. It is extremely overpriced at nearly €200 a night.